Hahahaha…. i can imagine the look in a guy’s face walking in on his girlfriend peeing with these —- Lol!!! This is sure one of the craziest inventions ever —– Ok, lemme be done with the laughter and be professional about this story… errrmmm but lemme see if i can put it like those annoying salesmen creeping up in between interesting shows on TV —-
Ok legooo ………. yeah baybay.. i know the bathroom is an unnerving place — it is all over your face each time you had to pee… especially in those tight jeans… Pele dear…
But behold sweerie, Now you can pee like a man.. yes, you heard right — you can pee like a man! >>>>> your quest for “Gender Equality” is now fulfilled!… Lol.
Baybay, i know you want to skip the queues at the toilets? — Here you are!!!
This is the best tool yet for helping you achieve equality with men. yes i understand your ideology that the ground zero for the remaking of gender relations for ages has been the bathroom, and now you have “The Stand Up” as your weapon in this battle of the sexes, “your first disposable, biodegradable, clutch-purse-fittable, pocket-slippable peeing accessory.”
Hahahaha.. it is the next line that really cracked me up >>>> “We’d overheard your voices countless times through the cracks in the stalls of public restrooms before we realized there was a solution,” (says the San Francisco Company) —– ‘This toilet is disgusting!’ “Never mind, I’ll hold it.’ ‘I wish I could just stand up!’ We knew our world needed an update.”
So what do you think ladies? would you pee like a man from now on?
But wait ooo —- does this mean that LADIES can now be allow into the GENTS? —- FANTASTIC!!!… so when is this product going to be in Nigerian stores —– what have the Igbo importers been doing since ehn? —– errmmmm, but come ooo, what happens with those dirty girls who probably wont wash theirs properly and still put it in their handbags?… Jesus H. Christ — Mehn, guys who deep their hands in their girl’s bags… BE WARNED!!!!!!
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